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Regie was just in my room and I was teaching him how to play trumpet (he’s never played before)…I kept involuntarily making faces so I put on a mask (like this one only scarier) that we randomly had lying around the room so I wouldn’t distract him. Then my R.A. comes in to find me wearing this mask and Regie flailing around the trumpet. Almost as good as the time Kunal stumbled out of my room wearing a toilet paper mini dress at 2am only to have a drunken conversation with our R.A. who was at the end of the hall.
Half hour one-on-one 2am conversations with people I’m not even friends with on my floor…
About how they don’t get picked up at gay bars when they dress in drag, their fights with their parents, their best friend’s adderall addiction…
We, the admins of When Parents Text, would like to present our awards for 2011. But before we do, a quick look back at 2011:
The first week of January 2011, we were featured in Entertainment Weekly.
Edubs Must List in Penn Station
By April 2011 we moved off Tumblr and began hosting…
[10:14:59 PM] Rohan S: no no you got it all wrong
[10:15:24 PM] Rohan S: let me explain how this works
[10:15:29 PM] Ellen V: please
[10:17:21 PM] Rohan S: say ur watching a tennis match with a chick, all u have to say is ‘hey pretty mama, u should see me work those balls in my court’
DAD: I just found the cat walking around like this… he must have over heard that he was inbred….
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Just when I had been complaining to Megan and Bitania that Kunal hadn’t been sending me completely unintelligeble texts like he did at the beginning of the year…
Kunal: Oh no! Don’t know if I’m gonna see you before you head back to Vmont
Ellen: I know you’ll probably have to cry yourself to sleep over it but you’ll make it
Kunal: Nah I think ill do pretty well actually. My flat hat will secure
